So, yesterday I had McDonald’s cheese burgers for lunch and for dinner I went out for sushi. I think that the combination of the two in the same day was the single most terrible mistake I have ever made in my life. I’m going to leave the ending result to your imaginations. It’s no good.

It takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. It only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and smack someone upside the head.

I like art. And art likes me. Below are a few of the paintings I’ve done lately. I think I’m doing alright at it, But if you feel otherwise feel free to go pound sand. Hahaha, no really, do it.

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A painting done in acrylics for my sons playroom. All of the white fields glow in the dark. I know it’s goofy but I had a lot of fun painting it. Plus, he likes it and that’s really all that matters.